Posted by Tom (POJK) at 82-36-185-122.cable.ubr03.soli.blueyonder.co.uk on August 05, 2003 at 16:37:26:
In Reply to: MS Word, heh? posted by Raikus on August 05, 2003 at 16:33:30:
: : ...when they clearly aren't? Let's consult MS Word for this one (set to English (UK), of course - the one true version of the language).
: : Hello, MS Word, how are you today? Oh, you're a paper-clip with eyeballs that's suddenly taken the shape of an exclamation mark. How delightful. Anyway, is it wrong to spell 'spelled' as 'spelt'? What's that? There's absolutely no difference between the two? Why THANK YOU, MS Word, that's very useful of you. Heh, look at you, shaped like a motor-bike now. I love you MS Word.
: : So, there we go. Once again, I'm right, and it's clear that I am truly the last great guy. Oh, and Snoogans216 is a big fat dummy.
: She sounds hot. Got a number for me?
...Reader, version 3.0, of course. Only the best for Daddy's little word-processer.