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Posted by keri_jade at toronto-hs-64-26-176-154.s-ip.magma.ca on August 05, 2003 at 11:59:05:

In Reply to: Poll - So what do you believe? posted by Trent Reno on August 05, 2003 at 10:13:31:

: Feel free to go beyond the "yes or no" answer if you see fit.

Sure, but I warn you, I'm a bit tired. I met some random (yet very cool) guys Sunday at The Landmark and since then have spent...13 hours with them. Hours that could have been spent sleeping. I got home at 2am last night and caught the train for work at 7. Yeah, boo-hoo for me. Sorry that was indulgent.

: Do you believe...

: -Psychics (as in the ones that make a business out of their "gift")

Sometimes yes and sometimes no. John Edwards sometimes seems on the level and othe rtimes...it's just so hard to believe.

: -Astrological signs?

Yeah, I think so. But I believe in chinese astrology better. Better? Nice english there, keri.

: -Aliens have visited Earth?

Aliens are scary.

: -Aliens have abducted humans?

Alien abductions are even more scary. I refuse to believe in that.

: -The gov't is covering up human/alien encounters?

Who gives a shit. I mean, no. But they are covering up a bit of other stuff.

: -Creationalism (Adam & Eve)

Nope. But not that ape bullshit either.

: -Ouja (sp?) boards?


: -Hell?

When I die, I want to go to Limbo. There I can dance all day with my chocolate brothers to the sounds of the islands and drink fruity blender drinks. I rock at limbo too. Let yer back bone slide!

: -Miracles?

Isn't everything a miracle?

: -Natural Supplementation?

What the hell is that?

: -Sasquatch or "missing links?"

Your a missing link. Oooh, bitter. Sorry, but no.

: -Pot should be legal?

Hell yes! Proud to be a Canadian! Did I mention that in the 13 hours there was some bucket toking going on? Oh yes. bucket tokes yet strangely no sugar, damn it!

: -Ghosts of hauntings?

I suppose so. My mom really does.

: -Weeping or bleeding statues or paintings?

Nope. Just Lord Ganisha (sic - I know) drinking the milk and honey.

: -Spontaneous human combustion?

Firey death!

: -The female orgasm?

Very funny you asses! I enjoy rubbing one out.

: -Men & woman can just be "friends?"

Nope, absolutely not! The sex thing ALWAYS gets in the way. ALWAYS!

: -Some form of deity is watching over us?

I don't believe in God or Pooh Bear.

: -You life will be judged after you die?


Nice poll, different.

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