Alright, so I'm a cynic

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Posted by DamYankee at on August 05, 2003 at 10:59:48:

In Reply to: Poll - So what do you believe? posted by Trent Reno on August 05, 2003 at 10:13:31:

: Feel free to go beyond the "yes or no" answer if you see fit.

: Do you believe...

: -Psychics (as in the ones that make a business out of their "gift")

: -Astrological signs?
Wishful thinking

: -Aliens have visited Earth?
It's a nice place to visit, but....No.

: -Aliens have abducted humans?
It would explain why people vote for Democrats, but No.

: -The gov't is covering up human/alien encounters?
See above

: -Creationalism (Adam & Eve)
Just a nice story that's been ont he best seller list for 2000 years

: -Ouja (sp?) boards?
it's ouija (French and German for "Yes" Oui + Ja. That said - No.
: -Hell?
Ever been married? No.
: -Miracles?
the '69 Mets? I'm a Yankees fan. No.

: -Natural Supplementation?
Okay, ya got me. I think is possible.

: -Sasquatch or "missing links?"

: -Pot should be legal?
More of an Opinion than a belief. Yes, and we should TAX THE HELL OUT OF IT.

: -Ghosts of hauntings?
Nah. Overactive imaginations

: -Weeping or bleeding statues or paintings?

: -Spontaneous human combustion?
Only my farts. Nope.

: -The female orgasm?
Got me again! I BELIEVE!

: -Men & woman can just be "friends?"
Only if they are divided by several thousand miles.

: -Some form of deity is watching over us?
nope. only Kevin.

: -You life will be judged after you die?

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