Re: Poll - So what do you believe?

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Posted by jkm822 at on August 05, 2003 at 10:40:59:

In Reply to: Poll - So what do you believe? posted by Trent Reno on August 05, 2003 at 10:13:31:

: Feel free to go beyond the "yes or no" answer if you see fit.

: Do you believe...

: -Psychics (as in the ones that make a business out of their "gift")
Not really.

: -Astrological signs?
I read my horoscope, but it's more for amusement value.
For example, on Friday, my horoscope began as follows:
"You're at your best right now. Physical awareness sharpens your mind to its full potential."
I found this particularly amusing, given that the previous day I had fallen down and hurt myself rather nastily. I was all about physical awareness on Friday, but most of it was dedicated to mentally repeating "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow." My mind wasn't feeling overwhelmingly sharp as a result.

: -Aliens have visited Earth?

: -Aliens have abducted humans?

: -The gov't is covering up human/alien encounters?

: -Creationalism (Adam & Eve)
I find it unlikely, but I wasn't there, so what do I know?

: -Ouija boards?
Amusement only.

: -Hell?
Hell is what you make of it. I'm not entirely sure I believe in an afterlife; I'll try to let you know when I find out. But if there is one, I believe you only end up in hell because you feel you need to be punished, not because you've specifically broken the rules of a single religion. Unless you're a true believer in the religion, and you feel you belong in hell because you've broken a commandment, or what have you. Basically, I feel that if you go to hell, it's because you feel you should.

: -Miracles?
Sure, though it depends on your definition of miracle.

: -Natural Supplementation?

: -Sasquatch or "missing links?"
For this answer, I turn to Tenacious D.


There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

"In Search of Sasquatch" - That was a kick ass "In search of..."
With Leonard Nimoy kicking out the jams

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was Sasquatch so I am told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (Apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot, now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape: not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit, no fuckin' way, now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real

JB: Sasquatch (KG: Sasquatch)
Both: We know your legend's real
JB: Sasquatch (KG: Sasquatch)
Both: We know your love is real
JB: Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (KG: Sasquatch)

Both: You and Tenacious D... are... real.

: -Pot should be legal?
In the same way that alcohol is, yes. Restricted, but legal.

: -Ghosts of hauntings?

: -Weeping or bleeding statues or paintings?
Not really.

: -Spontaneous human combustion?
Not so much.

: -The female orgasm?
LOL! Definitely.

: -Men & woman can just be "friends?"

: -Some form of deity is watching over us?
Watching? Probably. Participating or helping in any way? Not that I've ever seen.

: -You life will be judged after you die?
Not sure. Again, if I can, I'll let you know. ;-)

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