Posted by the BOHICA at lsanca1-ar44-4-33-101-131.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net on August 04, 2003 at 22:05:55:
I would like to say thank you to Kevin Smith and his "homies" for giving me some very enjoyable movies to watch over the years. I cannot wait for Jersey Girls. I already made up my mind that it will be a great film, so even if it sucks smelly stinky hairy wrinkly ballsac, I will still like it. Although the republican in me would say that your films are one long pot smoking joke follwed by a few dick jokes, the democrat in me is behind the republican in me, fucking him in the ass and of course giving a quick reach around for a bit of tube squeezing. Obviously, the republican in me is not taken very seriously by the democrat in me. The Ross Perot in me sometimes comes up to the republican in me and gives him a quick golden shower, before beating the shit out of him with his ears. Then, the Bush in me (he he...or is it me in Bush?) declares war on the republican in me, claiming that the republican in me is hiding bio-hazardous missiles in my ass.
I guess what I mean to say, is thank you so much for having the same kind of fucked up sense of humor that I have. And thank you for taking the time to make available all this information on your movies n stuff. That is a thank you to your "homies" as well, since they do a lot of moderating and stuff.
Anyway, if you ever have a part for a horribly tall and goofy guy, let me know. Hell I will work for free. I will cut Mewes hair. I will pick up all the pepperoni, and other crumbs off your man tits.
Seriously, thanks so much. Keep making quality shit.
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