Posted by Elmo Machete at ool-18ba0f7a.dyn.optonline.net on July 30, 2003 at 15:25:49:
In Reply to: So you wanna play weird posts? posted by Eyes Only on July 30, 2003 at 15:24:02:
: : I have 3 editions of the movie Ferris Bueller not 3 movies with a guy with the name Ferris
: ~~ I spent many happy hours staring at the walls. My favourite place was next to the window, but the floor there was not comfortable. In June, my uncle, who had only one leg, would build a raft and try to cross the river, whose treacherous currents oft dragged strangers to their deaths as they trespassed at the foot of our garden. The summers would come and go, and yet still yet nothing remained of the autumnal soliloquy. My other uncle, who had but one arm, lived in a shed by the side of the house and would spend may fruitless hours trying to learn to play the cello. Alas, he had no ear for music and no hand to hold the bow. he was a failure. Kafka would have understood, and cried bitter tears at thid example of human failure.
: Still I stare at the wall. The moon has little influence... Ha! I hear your thoughts, but I am prepared. Broad calumny holds no fears for me!