Posted by Eyes Only at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on July 30, 2003 at 08:44:05:
These are words altered by addition, subtraction or alteration of one letter:
1. Intaxication (n): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realise it, was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation (n): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. Unfortunately, the bozone layer shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy (n): Any misrepresentation about yourself for getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n): The act of buying a house which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.
11. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer, dude.
12. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido (n): All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.
18. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.