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Posted by Something-Like-37 at cache-rk04.proxy.aol.com on July 26, 2003 at 14:40:43:

In Reply to: Polling - for those who like to poll........ posted by Somtara on July 26, 2003 at 12:50:56:

: 1. What vehicle would you drive if vehicles all cost the same price? Would you choose the new ones or do you like the old cars?
- '64 1/2 Cherry red topless Mustang ... damn, I ejaculated

: 2. What is your religion? Do you believe in your religion or do you know of another faith that would be interesting to you?
- Christian - yeah, I believe in God and Jesus and all of that stuff. There's a few things I don't get but I guess that's why the call it Faith instead of Fact. Fact lets you know how to believe faith lets you actaully believe.

: 3. Do you work or go to school? What is your choice profession? Are you doing the things you wish you could do to achieve your dream profession? Why?
- I work and go to school ... kind of. I'm going to either get fired or quit tonight. I'll make sure I let everyone on the board know how it goes.

: 4. Are you happy? What would make you really happy?
- I'm happy. I'm really happy.

: 5. Capital punishment...Yes or no? Any comments?
- Yes - I think it should be moved to Murder in the 1st, Rape, and Attempted Murder. And no more of that pussy lethal injection shit - I say bring back the Shooting Squads and hangings.

: 6. Abortion...Yes or no? Any comments?
- Me personally, I'm against abortion - but at the same time I don't think I have the right to tell others what they can or can't do. Part of living in a free America is that you have to give up a few things to keep your freedoms

: 7. Who is your favorite all-time cartoon character? Why?
- Fred Flinestone, he was a pimp

: 8. Do you have a talent? What is your talent?
- Not really - a lot of people say I'm funny, but I don't really think I am. I make a few obvious jokes and that's it.

: 9. If you could write a book about your life, what would the title be?
- "300 pound Teddy Bear"

: 10. If you were offered a million dollars to do something repulsive would you do it? What would be the most repulsive thing that would make you gag?
- Yeah - most likely. I don't know, fuck a homeless person


Tyler.


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