Posted by pilky9o at cache.csolve.net on July 26, 2003 at 11:12:11:
In Reply to: Random.movie.pollage.with.no.spacebar posted by The Heatherses on July 26, 2003 at 10:54:56:
: I.am.bored.and.am.without.spacebar....
Are you also missing the e key and are you holding an author named Sheldon in your spare bedroom?
: 1-Have.you.ever.walked.out.of.a.movie.because.it.
: was.so.bad?
Never actually went to a movie that was that bad.
I've only actually watched one movie that was that bad. It was called Stay Tuned. Honourable mention goes to One Hour Photo. A movie which I personally disliked, and I normall like psychological thrillers.
: 2-Have.you.ever.done.naughty.things.with.a.partner.
: in.a.theater.during.a.movie?.care.to.tastefully.
: elaborate?
Yes, and No. Heather sriously, just rent some porn!
: 3-is.there.crack.in.theater.popcorn.butter.and.
: drinks.so.you.will.buy.them.even.if.they.are.not,
: .that.good?
Yes! I for some reason insist on buying the huge mega drink, even though I don't finish it. I love movie pop! That shit is like Heroin.
: 4-If.you.knew.the.popcorn.was.stored.in.huge.
: plastic.bags.ina.store.room.and.only.had.a.little.
: fresh.popped.added.to.it.when.the.day.started.would.
: that.change.your.desire.for.it?
No, and who told you their secret?
: 5-Did.you.know.that.butter.is.actually.veggie.oil.
: and.has.a.fat.content.higher.than.bigmacs.and.
: decedant.desserts?
Yes, yes I did. This is why most placees changed the name to topping.
: 6-What.candy.do.you.always.have.to.have.at.the.movies?
Just the pop corn, but I am also a fan of the junior mints.
: 7-Have.you.ever.snuck.into.the.movies.without.paying?
Yes. I snuck into the Dog Who Stopped the War. And that was a tremendous movie! I really liked it when I was younger.
I also once paid for a ticket to some dumb ass kids movie and snuck into Bilouxi Blues. That was only slightly disapoinbting
: 8-Have.you.ever.snuck.in.contaban.into.a.movie?
: Like.candy.and.drinks.from.home?
Yes. I brought in a sandwhich once. It was a good sandwhich.
: alcohol?
Once.
: drugs?
Yes, many times. Buty I have pretty much smuggled drugs into everywhere I've ever been....well up until 4 years ago when I quit the hard stuff.
: 9-Have.you.ever.thrown.popcorn.
: etc.at.other.movie.goers.then.acted.innocent?
yes, I go to premieres often and we in the media behave like a bunch of children most of the time! Best premier ever, Jay And Silent Bob of course!
: 10-Have.you.ever.been.forecibly.removed.from.a.
: theater?
Once, but we do not talk about that. I have also been kicked out of every major art galary in Canada, two museums, the parliment buildings and two science centres!
: 11-Do.you.ever.talk.loudly.during.a.movie?
Nope.
: 12-Does.the.fact.the.floors.are.nasty.just.piss.
: you..off?
No, I kinda enjoy that...well all except for the one time I left the theatre on all fours...but that is a story for another day, but I will say this, there was no drugs or alcohol involved!