Why must this movie be remade

Posted by jestmeister at ip68-103-29-191.ks.ok.cox.net on July 25, 2003 at 19:43:24:

In Reply to: johnny depp as willy wonka?!?!? posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on July 25, 2003 at 19:34:22:

and by Tim Burton to boot? Let me guess, the Oompa Loompas dance and sing to Goth
Rock, their original outfits replaced by skin tight leather suits.

I'm sure they'll be sending chocolate by internet instead of television and tons of other
unnecessary updates to keep it "hip". Bleh. The original is a classic and did alright
compared to the book.

Are we that out of original ideas?

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• They ARE out of original ideas fluffy 19:48:35 7/25/03 (4)
  • HELL YEA! shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 20:06:34 7/25/03 (2)
    • "Philistines!" jkm822 21:52:33 7/25/03 (0)
    • And while they're at it, make it a musical. *nt* fluffy 20:12:57 7/25/03 (0)
  • the balls of some people *nt jestmeister 19:51:01 7/25/03 (0)

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