Posted by DamYankee at 152.135.148.124 on July 25, 2003 at 16:12:11:
In Reply to: Awwwww Fuck it... posted by Karla on July 25, 2003 at 16:00:51:
A friend of mine and I rented costumes one yeat at the Tuxedo Faire. We were dresses as priests.
One of the paid performers (they wear badges indicated this), dresseed as a Spaniard approached us.
Spaniard:"Excuse, Senor! I would like to confess!"
Bob the 'Priest': " Have you sinned , my son?"
Sp: "No, Father. But I am going to VERY busy today and wanted to make sure I confessed my sins."
Bob:"How are you PLANNING on sinning?"
SP:"Well, I am going to be doin' some drinkin', chasing women,
some cursing, and maybe alittle debauchery"
Bob: "Well then Say 5 'Hail Fathers'"
Sp: "Thank you Father!"
Bob:"Now go and sin."