Posted by Tom (POJK) at 82-36-185-122.cable.ubr03.soli.blueyonder.co.uk on July 28, 2003 at 21:15:04:
In Reply to: Yay! posted by Queen of Urban Legend on July 28, 2003 at 20:27:03:
: : .....as well as the names he came up with, the winner of the "Name My Kid" contest is now the former runner-up, Queen of Urban Legend. Queen, if you're on, what name do you choose for my child?
: Here's what I say...if you have a boy, name him either Liam (preferably) or Jacob Robert. If you have a girl, name her Charlotte Rose. I'm pretty sure they go well with your last name...if I'm remembering your last name correctly. These are the names I would choose if I ever had children, since I'm not...it's all you...but you should probably choose on your own...just don't go with Daisy.
...and mine roxx0rz. You n00b. I'm 1337. Geek-speak is fun.
Anyway, Liam? Might as well call him 'Pretentious faux-Irish loser-face'. And Jacob Robert? Well, that's not a bad choice, if you want him to be bullied incessantly at school. But Charlotte Rose... what's she going to be, a chamber-maid in the 1800s? 'Fetch me my tea and scones, Charlotte Rose, and don't be stingy with the raspberry jam!'. So, in conclusion, your names are terrible, and I am still the last great guy.