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Posted by miss d at cwilbur.commsrv.indiana.edu on July 28, 2003 at 14:15:04:

In Reply to: Here is a contest for everyone on the board! posted by DRD #37 on July 28, 2003 at 11:55:58:

: 1. If you know, how did your parent(s) name you? And if you don't know, then who or what would you like to think you're named after?

Long story short - my mom wanted to name me Angela Dawn, and my dad wanted Michelle Dawn - which my mom hated. They couldn't come to a decision, so she sent him to the waiting room for family input. Problem was, when he got to the waiting room, he said the choices were Michelle Dawn and Michelle Angela. Naturally, Michelle Dawn won the most votes, hence my name.

Mom said she didn't find out until my first birthday what he'd done.

: 2. If you have a child or children, how did you come up with his/her/their name(s)?

I wanted Jade for a girl, and had never chosen a name for a boy, so when my boy came, I did the only thing I could do after 24 hours of labor and giving birth to a 10lb 6oz kid - I modified Jade and named him Jayden.

: 3. What is your favorite movie?

I'm a John Hughes/80's kid, so Sixteen Candles/Breakfast Club/Wierd Science...

: 4. What is your favorite book?

The Stand

: 5. What is your favorite comic book?

I'm getting into Spiderman - but it's because of my son.

: 6. What is your favorite television show?

The Simpsons

: 7. Recall briefly the most embarrassing moment of your life.

When I was in the 2nd grade, I bent over to get a book from under my seat and let one go. I know this may not seem embarassing, but when you're an 8 year old girl in a room half full of boys who are laughing hysterically, it kind of sticks with you.

: 8. Recall briefly the most enjoyable moment of your life (non-sexual).

Holding my son in my arms for the first time.

: 9. If you could have one superpower, what superpower would you choose?

I'd want lightning fast speed.

: 10. What would you say is your "catch phrase"?

You're choking my last nerve.

: Now for the quotes.

: 1. "Show Dick some respect."

Breakfast Club

: 2. "You're killing me, Smalls!"

Sandlot (?)

: 3. "People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch."

As Good as it Gets

: 4. "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight."

: 5. "You mean to tell me you couldn't murder a Big Mac?"

: 6. "What about the Clunky Wunky dance?"

: 7. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide."

Seven

: 8. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

: 9. "Not if you want to keep your spleen."

: 10. "Be excellent to each other."




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