Mick Foleys book is truly awesome. nt

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: : -- Fuck it, I'll answer it none the less. : : : : So, onto the questions. : : : 1. If you know, how did your parent(s) name you? And if you don't know, then who or what would you like to think you're named after? : : -- They named me 'Tom' because no-one else in the family was named Tom. It's a stupid reason, yes. : : : 2. If you have a child or children, how did you come up with his/her/their name(s)? : : -- I had two fish. I named them Fred and Frank, because as a 9 year old, I was all about the alliteration. : : : 3. What is your favorite movie? : : -- Oh, uh... I don't think I have one - here are '4 of da best': Evil Dead 2, Groundhog Day, The Empire Strikes Back or Clerks. : : : 4. What is your favorite book? : : -- Well, I've read most of the classics as a Literature student... y'know, Homer's 'The Odyssey', Dante's 'The Inferno' and just about everything Shakespeare ever's written, but my favourite book remains Mick Foley's 'Have A Nice Day!: A Tale Of Blood & Sweatsocks'. : : : 5. What is your favorite comic book? : : -- Bendis' 'Daredevil'. Or 'Watchmen'. Or 'Preacher'. Agh, they're all great. : : : 6. What is your favorite television show? : : -- Spaced. It's a British sit-com, and it's faantastic. You want an American show? Season 6 of South Park, perhaps. : : : 7. Recall briefly the most embarrassing moment of your life. : : -- Getting lost on a mountain in Italy when I was 13. You know when you get snow on the underneath of your boot, so you can't get your skis back on? Well, that happened to me, so I told the others to go on, as I though I'd just take a few seconds stamping it out. It didn't. It took longer, and they left me alone at the top of the mountain. Fuckers. : : : 8. Recall briefly the most enjoyable moment of your life (non-sexual). : : -- Oh... uh... probably on Splash Mountain at Disney World for the first time. : : : 9. If you could have one superpower, what superpower would you choose? : : -- Flight. If anyone doesn't choose this, they're dummies. : : : 10. What would you say is your "catch phrase"? : : -- Eh, Steve! Nah, just kidding, but anyone who gets that is awesome. Maybe 'rad'. Or 'fair enough then'. : : : Now for the quotes. : : -- You know you didn't get a lot of these quotes right? For shame... still I'll answer 'ems. : : : 1. "Show Dick some respect." : : -- The Breakfast Club. : : : 2. "You're killing me, Smalls!" : : -- The Sandlot. : : : 3. "People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch." : : -- As Good As It Gets. : : : 4. "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight." : : -- Beetlejuice. : : : 5. "You mean to tell me you couldn't murder a Big Mac?" : : -- About A Boy. : : : 6. "What about the Clunky Wunky dance?" : : -- Death To Smoochy. : : : 7. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide." : : -- Seven. Or Se7en, if you're pretentious. : : : 8. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." : : -- Fight Club. : : : 9. "Not if you want to keep your spleen." : : -- American Psycho. : : : 10. "Be excellent to each other." : : -- Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure. : : : The first to get all the quotes correct and give insightful, humorous (if that's what you're going for), satisfying answers to the subjective questions will be given the once-in-a-lifetime (unless we decide to have another one) chance to name my child. : : : : -- I'm gonna name your kiiid, I'm gonna name your kiiiid.

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