Posted by "The Swingset Scene" at user164.net960.nc.sprint-hsd.net on July 28, 2003 at 12:45:33:
In Reply to: Here is a contest for everyone on the board! posted by DRD #37 on July 28, 2003 at 11:55:58:
: 1. If you know, how did your parent(s) name you? And if you don't know, then who or what would you like to think you're named after?
-Well, I had my birth name changed when I was in the 7th grade. I dropped my old first name, and took the name "John" from both my grandfathers. I always went by, and still go by my middle name anyway.
: 2. If you have a child or children, how did you come up with his/her/their name(s)?
-N/A
: 3. What is your favorite movie?
-Heathers?
: 4. What is your favorite book?
-And there eyes were watching god.
: 5. What is your favorite comic book?
-Spawn
: 6. What is your favorite television show?
-Right now, Buffy.
: 7. Recall briefly the most embarrassing moment of your life.
-Most recent... I sent a team I was coaching out to shake hands in the 6th inning. (they were playing 7...) DOh... But hey, the other team came out too, it was some mom or dad in the crowd that caught it.
: 8. Recall briefly the most enjoyable moment of your life (non-sexual).
-I pitched a no hitter. I got into UNC.
: 9. If you could have one superpower, what superpower would you choose?
-Flight.
: 10. What would you say is your "catch phrase"?
-there is no good better best, only different.
: Now for the quotes.
: 1. "Show Dick some respect."
-Sounds like something Jason Lee would say...
: 2. "You're killing me, Smalls!"
-?
: 3. "People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch."
-?
: 4. "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight."
-I know this one... uggh.
: 5. "You mean to tell me you couldn't murder a Big Mac?"
-??
: 6. "What about the Clunky Wunky dance?"
-??
: 7. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide."
-??
: 8. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
-FIGHT CLUB.
: 9. "Not if you want to keep your spleen."
-Natural Born Killers?
: 10. "Be excellent to each other."
-Bill and Ted.