Posted by sixx at ca-stmnca-cuda1-blade1a-7.stmnca.adelphia.net on July 28, 2003 at 01:34:16:
Me and my friend were talking about movie sequals and then we broke into a conversation about action flicks. It all spawned after talking about Alean 5. I was just saying that the aliens finally get to earth, and the only person that can save the world is segourny weaver. The I just stated: A commet is going to hit the earth, and who do we want to stop it. Then we were discussing action hero's. Then it hit me. So here is my pitch for a mvie sequal id like to call:
Armageddon 2: Full Throttle Cruise Control Reloaded This Time its Personal.
A Commit is going to hit the earth, but there are so many hero's in the world, who do we want to stop it. Ben Affleck? No. Bruce Willis? No. We need hero's in the callaber of Stallone and Shwarzenagger charecters. Thats right! Take every Arnold and Stallone charecter, and have them all face off in a gigantic battle royal tournament, and the winner gets a chance to make an attempt to stop the commet.
Matches:
Rambo vs. The Terminator
Judge Dredd vs. Eraser
Rocky vs. Connan
The Guy from Copland vs. Kindergarden Cop
Spy Kids Fag vs. the guy from Callateral Damage
Get Carter vs. The Last Action Hero
Demolition Man vs. That guy from The 6th Day
Cliffhanger vs. Commando
Cobra vs. Turbo Man (you know? that hero in Jingle all the way)
Race car driver from Driven vs. The guy from Predater
And ofcourse the end all be all of the battles!:
Mr. Freeze vs. That guy from Over the Top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The winner will obviously be that guy from Over ther Top. He'll win each fight by arm wrestling.........................somehow*.
Chances are he will the go on to challenge the commit to an arm wrestling match to win backl his kid.................Oh! and save the world. He will win..........The End
.....................I think we can make millions.
-Decker