Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at ppp-0-213.leic-a-1.access.uk.tiscali.com on May 12, 2003 at 16:02:06:
In Reply to: Ultimate Poll - OL - Ol - ol (that's an echo)!!! posted by goldenrod on May 12, 2003 at 15:36:31:
: 1. What actor can, most elequently, weave a brilliant tapestry of obcenety?
Steve Buscemi
: 2. If you were made into a Pez dispensor what flavour of Pezwould you come with? Why?
Strawberry. Because it's the best.
: 3. What body parts would you be willing to part with in order to save the following people's lives? (*note* the people would be unaware of your plight and would not be greatful)
: -Your Mom? Everything
: -Kevin? My ears
: -Prezzy Dubya (that's his rap name)? I'd be willing to cut his nuts off
: -Alexander Graham Bell? Nothing. He never calls, he never writes...
: -Me? I'd cut a finger off
: -The owner of the world's largest collection of Nutella? He would die in a strange accident whilst silmutaneously having all his Nutella filched! Didn't you learn from The Score?!
: 4. Who would you rather have kick your ass: Jackie Chan? or Mike Tyson? Why?
Jackie Chan because he'd make me laugh while kicking my ass. Mike Tyson would try to eat my ass.
: 5. What movie are you most ashamed of owning?
The Return Of Spinal Tap has its moments. Um...Wayne's Worlds 1 and 2 look a bit dated now, but essentially I love my collection.
: 6. (fill in the blank with whatever pops into your head first, then answer the question) How many times a day do you ___________eat chocolate__ ?
Twice
: 7. Which fucked up fantasy land from childrens literature would you most like to live in? (eg Oz, Wonderland, etc.)Why?
Oz, because I could break into song without embarassment