Sam pooched by Gollum? Now that's just absurd.


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Posted by Kiss It at adsl-209-76-203-97.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net on May 10, 2003 at 21:55:38:

In Reply to: Re: Hey! Guess what time it is! posted by DRD #37 on May 10, 2003 at 21:49:48:

: : 2. In 21 words, tell me why you want to be Miss/Mr. America.

: I want to be Miss America because I like world peace, Sandra Bullock sucks, and my thirty-eight D tits are real.

: : 3. Now, taking away 13 words from your above answer, tell me why you want to be Miss/Mr. America.

: I want Sandra Bullock and thirty-eight D tits.

I honestly wasn't expecting anyone to do this. Thanks for making a good one.

: : 5. If you had a condom materialize on your piece after everytime you came, how many times do you think you'd be able to go non-stop?

: Shit. My top number has been eight in one night.

I'm a freak, so if I didn't have to use condoms, I can go 15. It depends completely on who the other person is, though, I'll admit.


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