Posted by Eyesonly at host217-39-93-71.in-addr.btopenworld.com on May 07, 2003 at 19:12:34:
In Reply to: A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing posted by Hardly Clerkin on May 07, 2003 at 18:46:39:
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: ...and he's doing these incredible stinky, wet, slurpy sounding explosive farts - one every five seconds!
"Doctor, please help me, it's so embarrassing, what can I do?"
The doctor tells him to go behind the screen, take off his pants and shorts and to lay on the couch.
The guy does as the doctor tells him. As he is laying on the couch, he can see the doctor through a gap in the cloth screen. What he sees alarms him.
The doctor opens an equipment closet door and rummages around inside for a few moments. He them pulls out a huge wooden pole with a wicked looking brass hook on the end. He approaches the patient, who is now trenbling with fear. The fart rate is now one every second.
"My God, Doc, what are you going to do? Is it surgery?"
"The first thing I'm going to do," said the doctor, "is open a window!"