Posted by Man with diapers at cache-rk05.proxy.aol.com on May 07, 2003 at 18:12:50:
In Reply to: Milkman diaries posted by jays tubby b*tch on May 07, 2003 at 18:00:14:
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: The milkman. A lost icon in american life. I say do a story about a milkman. Have him in his white uniform and the white truck..with a cow on the side....company name Squirts milk....and have him deliver milk. The milk man is a happy guy. Simple job with security. Untill he wakes up one day to find the delivery man aspect is being fased out due to cost and inefficiency. Thus convience stores are the way to go(have 2 guys standing behind a counter..a mini homage to clerks if you will).
: Well, he goes out on his last day of work and is pretty down. He delivers the milk with a smile but the rage builds up inside. The rage can be shown by him yelling at kids or road rage.
: Basically have him at the end get laid and turn into a jiggalo cause it be unexpected and funny.