Posted by fluffy at 216.230.138.157 on April 11, 2003 at 13:27:53:
In Reply to: Not About the War OR VA, and of interest to few... posted by PHlooG on April 11, 2003 at 12:57:26:
: I used to post here a lot, but when I ran of things to say and knew more about
Kevin Smith than I know about my own mom (they're both all about the clam, by the
way), I dropped back and lurked. Events in the last couple years of my life have
made it even harder to post here.
: For the sole benefit of those who remember who the hell I am, I would like to
announce that I've finally found someone stupid enough to fall in love with me, and
she has accepted a ring.
: The diamond I gave her was much smaller than the one Ben Affleck gave J-Lo,
and was not as pink. A similar comparison likely exists with respect to my penis.
: On August 8th of 2003, PHlooG will no longer be single. No women will mourn
this fact, as PHlooG is 36 years old. For those under 35, I should point out that at
age 35 you gain a mutant power that makes you completely invisible to high school
girls...so gather ye rosebuds and such.
: We're going to do a simple courthouse thang, then have a small but lavish dinner
with family and close friends.
: Not sure who might take any joy from this, but for me at least there's some good
news these days.
: JT