Re: Because the board is slow... POLL

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: : 1. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, what? No, but I spilled a bong once. : : : 2. Any scars? If so, where? Yes, many, but they’re all emotional scars. : : : 3. Law and Order or CSI? Law and Order. Is it always an election year on that show, or is it just me? : : 4. Affleck or Damon? Yogurt, with the fruit at the bottom. What’s the question, again? : : 5. Your driveway, paved or gravel? Dirt, actually. : : 6. What is your most admirable quality? My sweat emits a fragrance reminiscent of orange blossoms in spring. : : 7. What is your biggest flaw? I have a third, superfluous nipple the size of a small dog growing out of the palm of my right hand. It makes meeting new people awkward. : : 8. What do you drive? My wife, crazy. (Ba-dump-bump!) Thanks, I’m here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses. Goodnight. : : 9. What movie are you most looking foreward to this year? None : : 10. I've asked this before.. But things change.. So.. What is on your computer desk right now? A semi-rigid dirigible, a small herd of Wildebeests, The Magna Carta, Tribbles (about a dozen at last count), a particle accelerator, Tina Turner, and thirty four cents. Oh, and a computer. : : 11. What movie do you hate to admit to loving? Jackass: The Movie : : 12. What is the last movie you watched? (Not necisarly at the cinema.) Wonder Boys : : 13. Fatz or Applebees? Call me whatever you want; I’ll answer to Fatz I guess. : : 14. What is your pet peeve? People who would want to kill me or otherwise do me harm. : : 15. What turns you on about the opposite sex? (keep it pg-13)[Shyly with hands behind back and one foot kicking the groud in front of me] They're pretty......and, and....and they smell nice and stuff. [giggles and runs away] : : : .. Okay, that's it..

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