Posted by Mackity Mack at adsl-68-73-152-47.dsl.ipltin.ameritech.net on April 13, 2003 at 16:25:02:
In Reply to: I'm bored.. So.. Here ya' go.. posted by Gabe S. on April 13, 2003 at 16:12:07:
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: : 1. Bigger stud: Lance Armstrong or Derek Jeter?
Lance.
: : 2. Worse movie: Batman & Robin or Pearl Harbor? Batman and Robin
Correct
: : 3. Hotter: Halle Berry or Joey Lauren Adams? Halle would be the common answer, but I'm going to say Joey Lauren Adams.
Originality will always serve you well. Correct.
: : 4. Marvel or DC? Not a huge comic fan. But I'll say Marvel.
Wrong.
: : 5. Worse non-rock: Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park? Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit used to be okay.
Both suck. They have always sucked. Rock is dead.
: : 6. More whore: Madonna or J Lo? Madonna, I don't see why everyone insultes Lopez, she likes to fuck, so what? I think the majority of people who take the time to insult a celebrity who they've never met are jealous. Either they're upset they'll never get to sleep with her or they can't be her.
Wrong. Some people resent celebrities who become popular despite any discernible talent or any contribution to the culture. I don't understand why anyone as intelligent as yourself would deign to defend one whose only asset is physical.
: : 7. Smarter: Our President (support our troops) or a rock? A fucking ROCK!
Almost completely fucking correct. The actual answer is ANY fucking rock!
: : 8. Better poet: Walt Whitman or Emily Dickenson? Walt, I love his poetry.
Correct
: : 9. More biased: FOX News or CNN? The media, that sums it up.
Wrong. FOX has based its entire 'rep" on being "unbiased" as opposed to CNN. However, reality can't be spin-doctored. FOX News is not journalism - it's right-wing propaganda.
: : 10. Better poll: mine or the other one? Oh, I get it, it's a penis joke. I like my POLL, so does your mother.. Muah ha ha.. j/k.. Um.. Your POLL was okay, I suppose.
Um, no. That would be POLE. However, Jd may have a larger penis than mine. We haven't measured.