Posted by Mackity Mack at adsl-68-73-152-47.dsl.ipltin.ameritech.net on April 13, 2003 at 15:42:43:
In Reply to: This Poll Appears To Be Written by a 5 year old posted by JdParker on April 13, 2003 at 15:21:13:
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: : 1. Bigger stud: Lance Armstrong or Derek Jeter?
: Neither
Wrong. Lance.
: : 2. Worse movie: Batman & Robin or Pearl Harbor?
: Batman and Robin
Correct.
: : 3. Hotter: Halle Berry or Joey Lauren Adams?
: Halle Berry but Joey is a lot cuter
Correct.
: : 4. Marvel or DC?
: Marvel
Wrong.
: : 5. Worse non-rock: Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park?
: Linkin Park
Either is correct because both suck.
: : 6. More whore: Madonna or J Lo?
: Who cares, Not like there gonna have sex with you
So, which skank are YOU sleeping with?
: : 7. Smarter: Our President (support our troops) or a rock?
: Your President
Wrong. I voted for the rock.
: : 8. Better poet: Walt Whitman or Emily Dickenson?
: Gordon Downie is the only poet i care about
OK. You don't know anything about poetry. You obviously don't read much.
: : 9. More biased: FOX News or CNN?
: Most News is Biased
That's a cop-out.
: : 10. Better poll: mine or the other one (Careful, it's a trick question)
: If the other on is My Poll, Then The other one
Yours is The Other. Correct.
: I Just Kid with the name Good Poll,