Posted by Gabe S. at dialtnt20.netmds.com on April 10, 2003 at 17:41:20:
In Reply to: A Poll I'm tired of Toting... posted by VioLenT BoB (Dr.J0nes) on April 10, 2003 at 16:30:47:
: 1. We all have dreams of success, but do you ever dream of losing and being successful? Actualy.. No..
: 2. Is your twelve-year-old self disappointed in the person that you've become? Yes.. My twelve year old self wanted to have grades good enough to get in to UCLA.. But other than that I'm doing good..
: 3. The leaders of all world religions and philosophies are sitting at a round table? What do you do? Who do you kill, if anyone? Who do you tell to shut up? All of them.. Every fucking one of them..
: 4. Same question but the founders of the philosophies are there, ie. buddha, god, yahweh, jehovah, allah, pan, thor, mohammed, satan, etc.? Well.. God and Satan are gone because they don't exist.. I poke buddha in the belly, tell jehovah to tell his followers not to interupt me at dinner, mohammed to disuade people from flying planes in to buildings.. And um.. I don't know..
: 5. Think you can beat me at Tekken Two on PS2? Sure, why not..
: 6. Think again. lol.. Ok.. No
: 7. Do you greet people with 'how you doin' way more than you should? Um.. Nope
: 8. Spell the blank. _____?_____ Perry was an outstanding player on the Chicago Bears in the 80's.
: 9. Do you feel lucky, punk, well do ya? Nope.. If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have none at all.
: 10. Got any spare change? Fuck you, get a job..
: 11. How did this poll start out so well thought out and degenerate into garbage? Because you wrote it.. ;) j/k
: 12. Why the hell am I writing polls? Becaue you're bored (?) that's why I do it..
: 13. Oh and who let Sir Jimmy out of his cage? I thought he was never coming back here. I dunno..
: VB
: 13 questions....no answers....