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: : 1. We all have dreams of success, but do you ever dream of losing and being successful? : Dream of it? No. But I'm realistic in that I don't think I'll succeed more than everyone else (more than most people, yes). : : 2. Is your twelve-year-old self disappointed in the person that you've become? : No way cuz I'm A) smarter, B) more suave, and C) getting some. : : 3. The leaders of all world religions and philosophies are sitting at a round table? What do you do? Who do you kill, if anyone? Who do you tell to shut up? : I'd let them kill each other. And if one came out alive, I'd pop a cap in his ass. : : 4. Same question but the founders of the philosophies are there, ie. buddha, god, yahweh, jehovah, allah, pan, thor, mohammed, satan, etc.? : Given that no god founded his own religion, there'd still only be mere mortals in the room. So refer to #3. : : 5. Think you can beat me at Tekken Two on PS2? : No : : 6. Think again. : Ok, you got me. Yes. : : 7. Do you greet people with 'how you doin' way more than you should? : I usually prefer "How's it goin'?" : : 8. Spell the blank. ____________ Perry was an outstanding player on the Chicago Bears in the 80's. : Don't feel like Google searching. : : 9. Do you feel lucky, punk, well do ya? : Hells no : : 10. Got any spare change? : Never had to change a spare on my car, no : : 11. How did this poll start out so well thought out and degenerate into garbage? : Look at the pollster, duh. (Just kidding, Rob) : : 12. Why the hell am I writing polls? : The mindless blather permeating the board overwhelmed you. It does me, too, sometimes. : : 13. Oh and who let Sir Jimmy out of his cage? I thought he was never coming back here. : Hmm, haven't seen him around

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