Posted by Emperor Clobbersaurus at pcp01719417pcs.union01.nj.comcast.net on April 10, 2003 at 16:59:10:
In Reply to: A Poll I'm tired of Toting... posted by VioLenT BoB (Dr.J0nes) on April 10, 2003 at 16:30:47:
: 1. We all have dreams of success, but do you ever dream of losing and being successful? i.e., ever dreamt that you'd get to say, "It's an honor just to be nominated."
Of course, but then I wake myself up and go back to dreaming I'm a winner.
: 2. Is your twelve-year-old self disappointed in the person that you've become?
If he is I'll kick his fucking ass.
: 3. The leaders of all world religions and philosophies are sitting at a round table? What do you do? Who do you kill, if anyone? Who do you tell to shut up?
I start a sing-along of "Give Peace A Chance"
: 4. Same question but the founders of the philosophies are there, ie. buddha, god, yahweh, jehovah, allah, pan, thor, mohammed, satan, etc.?
Did you say Thor? if he is there The Incredible Hulk better be too.
: 5. Think you can beat me at Tekken Two on PS2?
No
: 6. Think again.
I did. Now I think I can.
: 7. Do you greet people with 'how you doin' way more than you should?
I never say that.
: 8. Spell the blank. ____________ Perry was an outstanding player on the Chicago Bears in the 80's.
William "The Refridgerator"
: 9. Do you feel lucky, punk, well do ya?
Sometimes.
: 10. Got any spare change?
Sure.
: 11. How did this poll start out so well thought out and degenerate into garbage?
Easily
: 12. Why the hell am I writing polls?
Because you're not a winner like in question 1.
: 13. Oh and who let Sir Jimmy out of his cage? I thought he was never coming back here.
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