Posted by Queen of Urban Legend at 64-205-217-231.client.dsl.net on April 10, 2003 at 16:42:30:
In Reply to: A Poll I'm tired of Toting... posted by VioLenT BoB (Dr.J0nes) on April 10, 2003 at 16:30:47:
1. We all have dreams of success, but do you ever dream of losing and being successful? i.e., ever dreamt that you'd get to say, "It's an honor just to be nominated."
I practice my Academy Award speech with the bottle of Softsoap in my hand in my bathroom nearly every day...I've never thought about what I would say if I didn't win...
2. Is your twelve-year-old self disappointed in the person that you've become?
Maybe a bit. I think that I expected to be married with children by now and I had such high hopes for being a successful novelist, I imagine that I'd be disappointed that I don't even write enough at this point.
3. The leaders of all world religions and philosophies are sitting at a round table? What do you do? Who do you kill, if anyone? Who do you tell to shut up?
I'd listen, that's for sure. Damn, that would be an interesting conversation...I wouldn't kill or tell anyone to shut up.
4. Same question but the founders of the philosophies are there, ie. buddha, god, yahweh, jehovah, allah, pan, thor, mohammed, satan, etc.?
Again, that would be a hell of a conversation. I'd love to be a fly on the wall, but I wouldn't try to injure anyone.
5. Think you can beat me at Tekken Two on PS2?
No, I suck at it...but I do love to play.
6. Think again.
Rethought...I still suck.
7. Do you greet people with 'how you doin' way more than you should?
No, not at all.
8. Spell the blank. ____________ Perry was an outstanding player on the Chicago Bears in the 80's.
B L A N K
9. Do you feel lucky, punk, well do ya?
Nope.
10. Got any spare change?
A buttload actually.
11. How did this poll start out so well thought out and degenerate into garbage?
It happens.
12. Why the hell am I writing polls?
Bored? Perhaps?
13. Oh and who let Sir Jimmy out of his cage? I thought he was never coming back here.
I know not the real answer to this question.
: VB
: 13 questions....no answers....