Re: A Poll I'm tired of Toting...

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Posted by 37th Apostle at clustr1-cis438.unh.edu on April 10, 2003 at 16:35:19:

In Reply to: A Poll I'm tired of Toting... posted by VioLenT BoB (Dr.J0nes) on April 10, 2003 at 16:30:47:

: 1. We all have dreams of success, but do you ever dream of losing and being successful? i.e., ever dreamt that you'd get to say, "It's an honor just to be nominated."
Losing is a part of life. I'd be honored just to be considered as a prospective nominee.
: 2. Is your twelve-year-old self disappointed in the person that you've become? Don't know. I killed that whiny bastard a while ago. (Just kidding, he's fine with it).

: 3. The leaders of all world religions and philosophies are sitting at a round table? What do you do? Who do you kill, if anyone? Who do you tell to shut up?
Don't kill them. Try to see if they have anything in common, then work from there.

: 4. Same question but the founders of the philosophies are there, ie. buddha, god, yahweh, jehovah, allah, pan, thor, mohammed, satan, etc.?
Point out that many of their existences in the presence of another proves either: That more than one plane of existence exists and we have somehow discovered a place on the earth where these planes interesect OR that each of their existences somehow eliminates the other from existence in terms of their principle faiths as creators and originators of the world.
: 5. Think you can beat me at Tekken Two on PS2?
Doubtful.
: 6. Think again.
Don't own one; therefore, doubthful.
: 7. Do you greet people with 'how you doin' way more than you should?
Only the pretty ones.
: 8. Spell the blank. ____________ Perry was an outstanding player on the Chicago Bears in the 80's.
'Da Fridge.
: 9. Do you feel lucky, punk, well do ya?
Given that I'm in a library about to begin work on one of the last papers I'll ever have to write, not particularly. You?
: 10. Got any spare change?
Sixteen cents.
: 11. How did this poll start out so well thought out and degenerate into garbage?
Entropy.
: 12. Why the hell am I writing polls?
To add meaning to your life.
: 13. Oh and who let Sir Jimmy out of his cage? I thought he was never coming back here.
The same people who let the dogs out. They have since been sacked.
: VB
: 13 questions....no answers....

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: : 1. We all have dreams of success, but do you ever dream of losing and being successful? i.e., ever dreamt that you'd get to say, "It's an honor just to be nominated." : Losing is a part of life. I'd be honored just to be considered as a prospective nominee. : : 2. Is your twelve-year-old self disappointed in the person that you've become? Don't know. I killed that whiny bastard a while ago. (Just kidding, he's fine with it). : : 3. The leaders of all world religions and philosophies are sitting at a round table? What do you do? Who do you kill, if anyone? Who do you tell to shut up? : Don't kill them. Try to see if they have anything in common, then work from there. : : 4. Same question but the founders of the philosophies are there, ie. buddha, god, yahweh, jehovah, allah, pan, thor, mohammed, satan, etc.? : Point out that many of their existences in the presence of another proves either: That more than one plane of existence exists and we have somehow discovered a place on the earth where these planes interesect OR that each of their existences somehow eliminates the other from existence in terms of their principle faiths as creators and originators of the world. : : 5. Think you can beat me at Tekken Two on PS2? : Doubtful. : : 6. Think again. : Don't own one; therefore, doubthful. : : 7. Do you greet people with 'how you doin' way more than you should? : Only the pretty ones. : : 8. Spell the blank. ____________ Perry was an outstanding player on the Chicago Bears in the 80's. : 'Da Fridge. : : 9. Do you feel lucky, punk, well do ya? : Given that I'm in a library about to begin work on one of the last papers I'll ever have to write, not particularly. You? : : 10. Got any spare change? : Sixteen cents. : : 11. How did this poll start out so well thought out and degenerate into garbage? : Entropy. : : 12. Why the hell am I writing polls? : To add meaning to your life. : : 13. Oh and who let Sir Jimmy out of his cage? I thought he was never coming back here. : The same people who let the dogs out. They have since been sacked. : : VB : : 13 questions....no answers....

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