Posted by Guy Stokes at user-515.bbd22tcl.dsl.pol.co.uk on April 05, 2003 at 18:59:12:
In Reply to: Wait... Gay Sex... Guy Stokes... posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight on April 05, 2003 at 18:51:59:
: : : : : You're full of spunk, and you don't take no crap from no-one. Ignore the people who're horrid to you here, I think you're A-OK, and that's what matters. Let's be pals.
: : : : F the haters! I'll be your pal but only if you make good cheese! And no gay sex please.
: : : There would be NO gay sex AT ALL in the world, if I could help it. But I can't. Anyway, as long as you don't start using excessive exclamation marks and emoticons, I think we can be best friends. Web abbrieviation is encouraged though, so you can LOL and BRB to your heart's content.
: : Ok, you should try some Gay Sex. You might like it. But, don't try it with me. I'd say the easiest way to just try it out as soon as possible and with any strings attached would be a male prostitute. Go on, do it for your old pal Guy Stokes, or "Stoksie" as you'll soon be able to call me if you have gay male prostitute sex.
: ...there's the 'GS' connection... this must mean that... that Guy Stokes IS Gay Sex incarnate! Sorry, 'Stoksie', but the friendship's off. Attracting impressionable young gentlemen with your noble looks and your smooth talking, then just 'suggesting' that they ought to try Gay Sex... I'm disgusted. But aroused. But mostly disgusted.
"pojk" is German for "Mmmmmmmmmmmm cock". The friendship is...lets give it a few months for you to deciede which side of the wall your Humpty Dumpty falls.