Posted by Heatherondo.. at netcache-2003.public.lawson.webtv.net on April 04, 2003 at 11:23:04:
In Reply to: Bounce wit me, Li'l Wu Tang G's! posted by Woo Tang Boyeee on April 04, 2003 at 07:48:55:
: Sup dizzawgs, this be yo' favorite Wu pimp back up in dis muthafukka chillin like a villain, bumpin some Wu shit from tha "36 Chambers" CD. Ain't nothin that start a mornin' off right than some muthafuckin Wu, a little chicken and waffles, and a phat ass spleeyof. Know what I'm sayin?
: So check dis shit, beeyotch. Tha otha nite, I'z chillin up in my crib, watchin tha news bout what be goin on over in Iraq. Now, I know it ain't cool for a flossin, pipe-hittin nigga like myself ta be lettin on that I be all concerned 'bout what be goin down in tha world (afta all, all y'all muthafuckaz know that all my life be about iz Wu, herb, and fuck all y'all if ya don't), but sometimes my muthafuckin curiosity be gettin tha best of me. So I turns on one of them news channelz... you know, like MSNBC or sum shit. I ain't even tryin ta remember which one of them muthafuckaz I turned on, cuz all them muthafuckaz be nothin but white ass talkin heads and ads fo' like ATA Airlines or sum shit. Fuck ATA. All them fake ass sellouts be bringin is like white folk to Jamaica. Bitches.
: Anyway, so I be flippin back an forth, checkin out tha' Magic game and what not, watchin my man T-Mac tear shit up. That nigga be a straight up balla. So I flips back to MSNBC or CNN or whateva shit I was watchin, an no doubt, soon as my ass settles on a channel, muthafuckaz go to commercial. God damn, that shit piss me off.
: So I'm sittin thru that shit, when all of a sudden, this muthafuckin wack ass ad for a movie come on, with that pasty-ass muthafucka from Saturday Night Live who wuz funny maybe like 25 years ago, when I wuz a true li'l G shittin in my diapaz. Then, I seen sumpin that blow my fuckin mind, yo. Who else be in this movie wit that shoulda-been-dead-20-years-ago honkey ass beeyotch? QUEEN LATIFAH!
: Now, I ain't tryin ta hate on nobody, but some nigga gots to be askin questions... and Imma be that nigga. What the fuck is a fly ass Nubian queen like Latifah doin trickin that azz out to some wrinkly white unfunny geezer? Shit, yo, that make my muthafuckin blood boil. Im wachin that shit, an my muthafuckin hand is jes fingerin tha trigga on my trusty Tec-9, itchin ta pops a cap inta that muthafuckin sellout an that walkin white corpse. Fuck all them sellout beeyotches.
: I swear, G's, if I eva sees Latifah at one of my muthafuckin showz, Imma bring that hizzoe up on stage an pimp slaps that trick, Shaolin-style. I gots ta keep it real fo' all y'all niggaz an tha TROO African nation.
: Asalaam Alaikum, and walaik'um salaam, y'all. I gots to peace out. Keep all that shit real, yo. Peace in da 0-Trey, and keep yo muthafuckin Wu bumpin 24/7. Audi 5000.