Posted by chazg66 at sdn-ap-009txhousp0032.dialsprint.net on April 04, 2003 at 10:40:33:
In Reply to: Solutions posted by RubyTuesday on April 04, 2003 at 10:14:55:
: Tell your boss you're skipping one of your bathroom breaks today.
: Tell your mum you're gay.
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: : What a day! first I am 4 minutes late for work and my boss goes nuts. 4 MINUTES!! What work could I possibly do in 4 minutes anyways, and for the rest of the day he was giving me evil looks....bastard!
: : THEN I had to go to this dinner party tonight. I didnt really wanna go coz I had such a crap day, but my friends was like "No, c'mon it'll cheer you up, just a few friends have some fun" Yeah right! I swear, I was the only single person there. It was all partners and married couples...3 out of the 7 women were having babies for godsakes...and then they're like..."So do you have a boyfriend" I say no and they look at you with pity. Like I fuckin NEED a man. I mean sure it'd be nice....but is it really so bad to be single? I felt like friggin Bridget Jones. Besides I am still young, why tie myself down when Im only 22. Then I come home and call my mum...and what does she fuckin say...."So have you got yourself a boyfriend yet....now....this may seem common, normal even. What mother doesnt want their daughter to settle down and get married. But I broke up with my ex like a month ago after a 3 year relationship. Ok, so the people at the dinner party didnt know that....but whats my mothers excuse?!?
: : Ok...sorry....just had to get that out....I feel better now.