Posted by bob the rather irate monkey at webcachem06b.cache.pol.co.uk on April 02, 2003 at 09:18:39:
In Reply to: I'm going to be different and say good morning... posted by Queen of Urban Legend on April 02, 2003 at 08:46:29:
I also had a strange dream last night. It revolved around a mental patient trying to detonate high explosives in my back garden. I would, on observation of this, go out into my garden and kindly ask the mental patient to desist. This she did, but only temporarily, for with monotonous regularity she would reappear over the garden fence with fresh explosives. I remember feeling quite frustrated. I really didn't know what to do, as I had never encountered this scenario in real life before. Usually they just tamper with the birdhouse and run off.