Posted by bob the rather irate monkey at webcachem04b.cache.pol.co.uk on April 01, 2003 at 11:20:58:
In Reply to: The midmorning because I'm sick and left work POLL posted by Gabe S. on April 01, 2003 at 10:49:04:
: 1. What are you doing right now, other than answering this POLL?
Watching dark menacing clouds form outside my window, heralding the imminent arrival of either rain or the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse. Or possible both. Imagine that? The Apocolypse being upstaged by a rain shower. Those horsemen would be soooo pissed off.
: 2. Do you feel sorry for me because I'm sick?
: - If no, you're a cold-hearted son of a bitch! ;) j/k
It depends. If you have V.D. then I have no sympathy you dirty bastard, but if you have 'flu or something I'll send you flowers.
: 3. How's your day going so far?
It's pretty average. It's been one of those days that somehow gets taken up by trivial tasks.
: 4. What is the last alchoholic beverage you consumed?
That would be a few bottles of San Migel about six days ago.
: 5. What's the best thing to relieve the symptoms of a common cold? (headache, sore throat, stuffy nose, coughing.. etc.)
Killing yourself. But I don't recommend this.
: 6. Can you tell I'm reaching with the questions because I'm running out of stuff to ask?
Yes, but only because I'm really perceptive, no one else will realise.
: 7. Do you eat meat? What's your favorite dead animal?
I do. I really like duck actually. But it's quite small isnt it. My grandad used to say "When you're having duck there should be two at the table. You and the duck."
: 8. Okay.. That's it.. I'm out.. So.. Stop reading..
Okay, get well soon.
: Gabe