Re: The View Askew Posters Revealed: With Jules As

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: : VIEW ASKEW WWWBOARD POSTERS REVEALED: : I'm truly sorry, i forgot ELFGIRL : : with Matthieu McClintock (Sorry, we fired Jules) : : DISCLAIMER: The following TOP SECRET information is not meant to entertain the reader. It is meant to supply useful information. Read at your own risk. Enjoy. : : And by the by i took alot of time out of my lunch break to put this together... : : ------------------------------------------------------------------------ : : To settle the newbies debate you have to look into the past, the archives and discover whose a liar, and whose a true fan. In the following interviews you will discover some people on the board arent who they appear to be. : : ------------------------------------------------------------------------ : : From researching the archived and old ass boards i have put together the following NON-VALUABLE INFORMATION. : : Nude Pinky Playing Card-- Posting for a long ass time, dont fuck with him/her, they are not a newbie. : : Matt Unwin-- Good guy, not new to the site. Not allowed to be flamed. : : Elorah Dunnon(Or whatever)-- Been posting for a long ass time. Cannot be flamed. : : Runshouse21--Very long time poster, dont fuck with him/her. Also cannot be flamed. : : Le Grande ILLUSION-- Altough not the nicest person in the world, cannot be flamed for his/hers long experience dealing with newbies. : : -------------- : : If you we're left out this "Board of Non-newbies", than i am sorry. You may have been posting for a long time but i didnt notice you posting that much. I just put down the big time players. : : ----------------------------------------------------------------------- : : And now more deep, dark, secrets... : : An old poster RED37 has resurfaced on the boards again. After some mad research i have learned that RED37 has re-emerged under the name SHAGGS. This person is armed and highly dangerous. I dont know if you all remember but RED37 is a dickface, nuff said. : : An old poster TRAUMAFORYOURMAMMA, who had the biggest fight with Kevin in recorded VA WEBBOARD HISTORY has also re-emerged on the board. In fear of intense flaming, it's name will not be revealed until 12:00 tonight. : : An old poster BALLSINYOURMOTUH has re-emerged on the view askew web boards re-emerging under the obvious code name STASIS, this person is highly dangerous. : : : : IF ANY OF SAID TRAITORS ARE DISCOVERED ON THE BOARD AGAIN, please alert MR.MING. : : ----------------------------------------------------------------------- : : And now a quick biography on me... : : -Dont read this if your going to be an asshole. I am not forcing you. : : --I am 15, live in Highlands, NJ. I have been writing scripts for 7 years, when i was 8 i wrote Star Wars Scripts. Now i write drama/comedy/romance. : : --When i was 10 i made my first movie "Juvenille Delinquent" which i made with five of my friends over th summer. It won an award at a local film festival for minors. : : --I intend on going to AFI (in america) and VFS, when i graduate high school. : : --I first saw Clerks when i was 12. I became a fan immidiately. : : --Under different names i have been posting for about two years now, in the time i've been on the board i've only had 37 responses from Kevin. Just kidding i'm not sure how many. : : --When i finish film school(s), i intend on writing for SNL and maybe even being a repertory player like Tina Fey. I eventually want to host my own talk show, like Conan O'Brien, not doctor Phil. : : --I am a huge Smith Fan, Monty Python Fan, Charlie Kaufman fan, and Conan fan. : : --That's about it. : : ------------------------------------------------------------------------ : : Hope you enjoyed this worthless post, i however did not.

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