Posted by crazyjane at webcacheb04a.cache.pol.co.uk on March 08, 2003 at 11:26:25:
In Reply to: Joke posted by Awesome Man on March 08, 2003 at 10:51:53:
...guy walks into a bar with a box under his arm, he puts it down on the bar and orders a drink. The barman gets a bit curious and enquires whats in the box, the man replies "Inside this box is a very special frog."
"Whats so special about it?" asks the barman
"Well," the man replies "this frog gives the best head you've ever had in your life, but sadly I have to get rid of it, my girlfriends getting jealous!"
After a bit of haggling the barman agrees to take the frog of the mans hands, and so at the end of his shift he goes home with his frog in a box.
On the way home his curiousity gets the better of him, and he gets the frog out to see if it lives up to the claim - sure enough, 5 minutes later the barman is walking home with the biggest grin you ever saw.
When he arrives he gift wraps the frog in the box and takes it up stairs to his wife.
"Hi honey, I got you a present!" he says, excitedly she opens the box
"A frog! What the hell am I supposed to do with a frog?" she exclaims.
The barman replies "Teach it to cook and fuck off!"