Posted by GoldenCheese at cache-loh-ad03.proxy.aol.com on March 10, 2003 at 16:44:30:
I come from Scotland so to my surprise i bought a blueberry muffin from an American company called "Otis Spunkmeyer" i was wondering if they contain real "spunk",Unfortunately i am not a homosexual so consuming any bakery produce containing "Jizz" or "Manpaste" would compromise my sexuality.Is it possible that the american government is using this "Muffin" as a device turning the red blooded males of the world into "homosexuals" so that George Bush has an excuse to kill all fags after this middle east thing runs out of steam.Anyway the muffins are shit hot especially the banana & nut variety.