Posted by hardlyclerkin808 at lgb-dsl235-cust003.mpowercom.net on March 10, 2003 at 15:20:39:
In Reply to: DO AMERICANS WEAR Y - FRONTS posted by GoldenCheese on March 10, 2003 at 15:16:38:
: DO AMERICANS WEAR Y - FRONTS. I ONCE WORKED IN A LARGE FACTORY & TRIED TO GET THE MORE ELDERLY AND EDUCATIONALLY CHALLENGED EMPLOYEES TO STAR IN A SHORT FILM CALLED "OLD CONTS IN WA' FRONTS" SADLY THEY ALL DECLINED,ALTHOUGHT WHEN AT COLLEGE I DIRECTED A SHORT FILM ABOUT THE "JOY OF SHOES" UNFORTUNATELY SOME BASTARD STOLE THE MASTER VHS, IT TRULY WAS A LOST CLASSIC.ANYWAY I HAVE A SPANKING NEW DIGITAL VIDEO CAMERA AND IM WORKING ON A CHOCOHOLIC VAMPIRE FILM,THERE'S A GUY DOWN MY LOCAL BAR THAT LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN NOSFERATU AND SOME OLD DUDE OUT OF THE SOPRANO'S IF I CAN TEMPT HIM WITH ENOUGH BOOZE MAYBE I'LL HAVE A CLASSIC OF THE GENRE IN MY HANDS! MAYBE!. I WAS GOING TO CALL IT "FUCK ZEE MARS BAR I VANT THE SNEEKERS" IT'LL BE A CROSS BETWEEN TRAINSPOTTING,WILLY WONKA AND THE MONSTER SQUAD HOPEFULLY MY LEAD WILL HAVE A TOP MULLET AND LOOK LIKE THAT WEE POOF OUTA THE KARATE KID FILMS!