Posted by Bob301 at dialup-65.58.130.209.dial1.phoenix1.level3.net on March 08, 2003 at 08:49:33:
Guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a martini.
Next to him, a customer says "Bartender, give me a Long Island." The guy pounds the Long Island, goes out a side door, and walks in the front a minute later.
The first guy drinks his martini, keeping an eye on the second one.
The second guy says "bartender, give me a Long Isalnd." He pounds the Long Island, and again goes through the side door, only to come in the front door a minute later.
After the third time, the first guy gets the courage to ask the second one what he's doing.
"Oh, well I drink a Lonf Isalnd, go up the back stairs there, jump off the roof and stopp falling inches from hitting the pavement."
The first guy doesn't believe him, and sits down.
The second guy continues to order Long Islands, go out the side door, and reappear at the front door a minute later. Finally, the first guy gets up the courage, orders a Long Island with the second guy, pounds it, and heads upstairs. The second guy jumps off the roof, but stops falling inches from the ground. He lands lightly, and motions for the first guy to follow him.
The first guy thinks 'what the hell,' jumps, and lands hard on the sidewalk. The second guy walks into the bar and orders another Lon Island. The bartender looks at him and says "Superman, I hate it when you're drunk."