Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at 194.66.216.144 on March 10, 2003 at 12:31:31:
In Reply to: POL ==> Work, Food and Spirits posted by Elorah Dannan on March 10, 2003 at 10:06:15:
: It's 10am.....The company that you work for offers you Brunch. Do you head for the breaksfast buffet or do you go Bandit - Reynolds Style and create your own mile high lunchmeat sandwich.
Got to be the brunch! It's polite to accept anyway.
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: You are back from Brunch and notice that 10 co-workers and 2 Vice Presidents are hovering around your work space having an impromptu, but very important meeting. They are loud and bothersome. You have a client to call in 5 minutes. All conference rooms are booked. What do you do....What do you do......
Pull the fire alarm.
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: The day is over, and you join your collegues for a few spritis. Your friend (and co-worker) gets drunk and starts accusing you of not performing up to the company standards and how little work you actually do. Everyone is now staring at the two of you, including both of your managers. What do you say???
Look mate, I'm not the drunk one. You're projecting a bad image of the company. People here won't see my work performance, they'll see your drunken behaviour and that reflects badly on us. Do what's right for yourself and the company and chill out, okay? Let me buy you a pineapple juice.