Posted by spiffythedog at 66-188-106-154.mad.wi.charter.com on March 09, 2003 at 13:45:19:
In Reply to: BEST POST IN THE HISTORY OF POSTING, EVER! posted by Booty Princess on March 09, 2003 at 13:38:14:
: Booty Princess is proud to be the first to stand in line to get some of that fine Guy Stokes. Ten months is nothing when a buckin' bronco ride with Guy Stokes is waiting for you at the end.
: LOVE the sweater vest. Love it. Guy Stokes, you're the next teen pin-up! You're my sexual idol, Guy Stokes! Please school these young boys, and teach them your Thug Love.
: : ...But not a newbie in the ways of the woman.
: : That’s a picture of ol’ Guy Stokes (in case any ladies were wondering) Now, to answer some questions before I rock your board. Guy Stokes ain’t gay. Nope. Sorry guys. Guy Stokes is available to all ladies, I don’t discriminate against fatties or uglys. Please bare in mind there is a ten month waitin’ list for a ride on the Guy Stokes express.
: : Guy Stokes enjoys the films of Kevin Smith because:
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: : It impresses Guy’s Ladies
: : Guy’s daddy, Dallas "lionheart" Stokes, likes Mallrats because his first wife had three nipples.
: : Guy Stokes don’t show no love for Chasing Amy, because of all the lesbians. Guy Stokes, and lesbians have gotten along in the past sure, when Guy was 13 and only had the experience of say an average View Askew Board poster, Guy saw lesbians as a challenge. No the older and wiser Guy no there are too many fine ladies for Guy to be messing around with fellow lady lovers.
: : So to sum up, Guy Stokes is here to break the ladies hearts and share his knowledge of ladies with the less fortunate (soon to be known as Guy’s guys)
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: : Love TOAO Guy Stokes