Posted by Raikus at cas02.mkethn01.fl.comcast.net on March 04, 2003 at 11:15:12:
In Reply to: This Poll is Dedicated to Glen the Bear Sniffer posted by Booty Princess on March 04, 2003 at 10:40:43:
: 1) What movie are you most looking forward to in the coming year (other than Jersey Girl, natch)?
--I'm going to go with the dark horse and say 'Willard.'
: 2) What's the strangest dream you've ever had? What's the strangest dream you've ever had...INVOLVING ME?
--I used to have this dream when I was 10-14 about the end of the world. You were the 3rd horse(wo)man.
: 3) Have you gotten other people into Kevin Smith's movies? Have you brung them to the board? Did they punish you, or did they feel the love?
--I completely brainwashed my fiance. She had liked some of them but now she's a Smith lover--hardcore. And I feel much love from it. Nightly, even.
: 4) If you and Churlish were locked in a windowless white room with a bottle of cheap vodka, a watermelon, two midgets and a horse, what would you do?
--Oh goodness. The possibilities are quite endless. I know the first thing would be hitting Churlish over the head with the bottle of cheap vodka. From there on, it would just depend on who was the horniest.
: 5) Is Keanu Reeves a fine thespian, God's gift to women and gay men, or a plague on humankind? Justify your opinion.
--Nah, just a bad actor who can occassionally do decent work.
: 6) What's the best prank you've ever pulled?
My friend Jon and I bought about half a gallon of solidifying powder that we proceeded to pour into our Principal's saltwater aquarium. We also bought fake fish that looked like the ones in the talk (we took the live fish out before this) and made the whole tank a form of cubic jello. He freaked when he saw it, promising to expel the people responsible. But he then found the live fish in a smaller tank under his desk (where we hid them). We were never officially charged, but we did have to clean out his tank.
: 7) You're a superhero; what are your powers, your name & your catchphrase?
--The ability to control time. The Swatch. "You have no way of knowing this, but I just groped the hell out of you."
: 8) Now create an arch-nemesis for yourself, giving same details as above.
--Pooflinger. He has the ability to fling inordinate amounts of poo. He's stinky and his catchphrase is "It's gonna hit the fan now!"
: 8) If you had an hour with Tony Blair (Dubya, if you're American) to tell him anything you want to tell him, what would you say?
--Simma' down naw. Simma' down.... naw.
: 9) Do you download movies/music? Do you feel bad about it? Why/why not?
--Yes. No. Because the movies I usually have already seen. As for the music, I don't download whole albums, only enough to get a taste of the talent, and if they impress me, then I buy their album. It's actually a great tool to find good music.
: 10) Have you ever been in trouble with the law? Tell us as much as you can.
--Yes. I'd rather not.
: 11) If what we had was good, how come you don't call me anymore?
--Because the redness hasn't faded yet.
: 12) If you were trapped on a desert island with all of the View Askew family and friends (actors, employees, directors/producers, webmasters), who would you eat first and why?
--Suzanne.
: 13) What's your favorite movie food (i.e. popcorn, specific brand of candy, peanuts that you smuggled in in your underwear)?
--Milk Duds.
: 14) Make up a brief story on this subject: "Whatever Happened to Stormin Norman"?
--He's doing the Japanese voice of Yugio.
: 15) What's your favorite piece of ViewAskew merchandise ever created (whether you bought it or not)?
--Those bookends.
: 16) Vincent comes to realize that ferrets are evil. What pet do you recommend he get, and what should he name it?
Cobra. Cobra Commander, of course.
: 17) Should Kevin shut down this shell of a board or not? Why?
--No, just have it regulated.
: 18) I owe Glen five dollars. What should I do to make it up to him?
--Give him the five dollars... in Canadian! Bwahahahaha... I got nothin'.