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Posted by Stasis at nat171-129.mpoweredpc.net on March 03, 2003 at 21:32:50:

In Reply to: put my VAGINA in your mouth and suck on it! posted by nude pinky playing card on March 03, 2003 at 21:05:07:

Answered like half of em....

: 1. whats for dinner tonight?

Burritos

: 4.favorite decade in history? why?

Right now...the 70s...good music, and good recent movies/shows that take place then. (like That 70's Show...)

: 5. you have 100 dollars. you want funny dvds, but have no clue what to get. your friends vincent and kevin decide they will spend the 100 dollars for you, buying the funniest movies they know. do you give the cash to vincent or kevin?

Yes, but then I get screwed because they hand me the Jersey 5. I make Kevin sign it.

: 6. you are at the zoo with a young sibling. you see two gorillas going at it. do you:

D) "Zoo Keeper! Zoo Keeper! Those monkey's are killing each other!"

: 9. have you ever been interested in being a swinger?

You wanna try it out, baby? Oh behave!

: 10. whats the best movie car chase?

Jay & Bob on that E.T. lookin bike and the golf karts...

: 11.derk diggler jerked himself off infront of a gay man for money. would you do the same?

If I needed the money...maybe.

: 14. pitch me a movie idea

Not stealing my intellectual property! Although I have toyed with the idea of a movie about a guy who works at a convenience store, and his buddy who works at the video store next door. It's not a rip off of Clerks tho, you see...both stores have different owners.

: 15.tony danza, rosie o'donnel,tom selleck. most deserving of a smack in the face in a baseball bat?

Can I get a hat trick?

: 16.describe the people on the "angry naked pat" message board

Angry...naked...and someone named Pat...

: 17.wierdest gift you have ever recieved? what about the wierdest one you have given?
A bouquet of 24 roses made from drinking straws...a really cool asian art technique.

And wierdest one I've ever given....hmmm...oral orgasm I guess...

: 18.best screen kiss?

I'm not VA-bias here....but Holden and Alyssa in the rain....it's just a powerful kiss.

: 19.scariest moment in a motion picture?

Home Alone 4

: 22. the ability to fly or the ability to hold your breath underwater for as long as you wish?

fly

: 24. actually one more. caption this picture

Bill Gates is baffled when the screen behind him has not turned blue.

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: Answered like half of em.... : : 1. whats for dinner tonight? : Burritos : : 4.favorite decade in history? why? : Right now...the 70s...good music, and good recent movies/shows that take place then. (like That 70's Show...) : : 5. you have 100 dollars. you want funny dvds, but have no clue what to get. your friends vincent and kevin decide they will spend the 100 dollars for you, buying the funniest movies they know. do you give the cash to vincent or kevin? : Yes, but then I get screwed because they hand me the Jersey 5. I make Kevin sign it. : : : 6. you are at the zoo with a young sibling. you see two gorillas going at it. do you: : D) "Zoo Keeper! Zoo Keeper! Those monkey's are killing each other!" : : : 9. have you ever been interested in being a swinger? : You wanna try it out, baby? Oh behave! : : 10. whats the best movie car chase? : Jay & Bob on that E.T. lookin bike and the golf karts... : : 11.derk diggler jerked himself off infront of a gay man for money. would you do the same? : If I needed the money...maybe. : : 14. pitch me a movie idea : Not stealing my intellectual property! Although I have toyed with the idea of a movie about a guy who works at a convenience store, and his buddy who works at the video store next door. It's not a rip off of Clerks tho, you see...both stores have different owners. : : 15.tony danza, rosie o'donnel,tom selleck. most deserving of a smack in the face in a baseball bat? : Can I get a hat trick? : : 16.describe the people on the "angry naked pat" message board : Angry...naked...and someone named Pat... : : 17.wierdest gift you have ever recieved? what about the wierdest one you have given? : A bouquet of 24 roses made from drinking straws...a really cool asian art technique. : And wierdest one I've ever given....hmmm...oral orgasm I guess... : : 18.best screen kiss? : I'm not VA-bias here....but Holden and Alyssa in the rain....it's just a powerful kiss. : : 19.scariest moment in a motion picture? : Home Alone 4 : : : 22. the ability to fly or the ability to hold your breath underwater for as long as you wish? : fly : : : 24. actually one more. caption this picture : Bill Gates is baffled when the screen behind him has not turned blue.

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