Posted by shelfside at user-519.bbd01tcl.dsl.pol.co.uk on March 03, 2003 at 14:36:09:
In Reply to: Hey guys anyone got any Pope Jokes? posted by snooganschick on March 03, 2003 at 14:24:08:
: We're on the subject at work.
Despite his vow of celibacy, the Pope knew that he occasionally needed to relieve the tension in his scrotum. In the shower one morning he knew that this was the right time for him to do that, unfortunetly just as he finished he realised that a helicopter was outside his window and a photographer had captured the moment. The Pope knew this could ruin the church forever, so he quickly got dressed and ran to where the helicopter landed and found the photographer - the Pope says 'you must give me that camera, you will ruin the church, it will be chaos', the photographer replies 'no way! this picture will make me, I'll never have to work again'. 'I'll give you $40 million for it' the Pope offered - 'Deal!'
The Pope wrote him a cheque for $40 million and the photographer handed over the camera. When he got back to the Vatican his Papelness saw a Nun, she says 'thats a nice camera your grace, how much was it?', '$40 million' the Pope glumly replied. The Nun was astonished, '$40million, he must have seen you coming'