Posted by shelfside at user-519.bbd01tcl.dsl.pol.co.uk on February 19, 2003 at 12:53:30:
In Reply to: need jokes...quick.. posted by Kimberlieo on February 19, 2003 at 11:34:23:
where does Saddam Hussien keep his CDs ? In a rack (Iraq, you know, his country)
whats black and white and eats like a horse ? A zebra
how does Bob Marley like his donuts ? With Jam in (we're jammin, geddit)
Bloke walks into a butchers, asks the bloke 'whats happened to your assistant ?' butchers says 'I sacked him!' - 'sacked him? why ?' - 'kept sticking his dick in the bacon slicer' - 'blimey! what happened to your bacon slicer?' - 'I sacked her as well'.