Posted by MudHippy at st136123.ithaca.edu on February 19, 2003 at 12:20:18:
In Reply to: need jokes...quick.. posted by Kimberlieo on February 19, 2003 at 11:34:23:
: My sister is in a meeting, and I an sending her jokes on her ohone via text mail, trying to make her crack up......
: Post Jokes!
Guy walks into a bar and says, "OW!"
Heh.
Pirate Jim walks into a bar and realizes his old buddy Joe is the bartender.
Bartender Joe says, "Hey, my old friend! Haven't seen you in years! Oh, my god what happened to your leg?"
Pirate Jim says "Well, funny story, I was sailing and fell off my ship, when a shark just swam up and bit my leg off, but it's fine, they put the wooden one there, and it's good enough."
Bartender Joe says, "But, Oh God, what happened to your hand, Pirate Jim?"
Pirate Jim answers, "Well, funny story, my crew was battling these rival pirates and when a cannon went off, it took my hand clean off! But it's fine, they put the hook there and it's good enough."
Bartender Joe says, "Good God, Pirate Jim, what happened to your eye??"
Pirate Jim answers, "Not so funny story. I was sailing in my ship when all of a sudden this bird pooped in my eye!"
Bartender Joe was confused. "But they wouldn't take your whole eye out for that!"
Pirate Jim sighed, "Well, at the time, I wasn't quite used to the hook."