Posted by AshFan at msp-65-25-198-76.mn.rr.com on February 19, 2003 at 12:12:47:
In Reply to: since we are in the 'bar' jokes...... posted by SexyJ on February 19, 2003 at 12:03:46:
: a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "sorry sir, i cant serve you." the mushroom says "why not? im a fun guy!" (fungai!!).
: HA!
SexyJ you joke stealer!!
A piece of string walkes into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender tells him to get out because they do not sevre string
The string leaves the bar, messes up his hair, twists around a litle and walks back in and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "Aren't you that peice of string I just threw out of here?
The string says, "No... I'm 'a-frayed-knot'"