Posted by Raikus at cas01.mkethn01.fl.comcast.net on February 19, 2003 at 11:47:34:
In Reply to: need jokes...quick.. posted by Kimberlieo on February 19, 2003 at 11:34:23:
: My sister is in a meeting, and I an sending her jokes on her ohone via text mail, trying to make her crack up......
: Post Jokes!
you think the third one would have ducked.
And my personal favorite:
A newlywed couple is heading into the big city for their honeymoon. As they're driving the bride just can't wait any longer, so she strips and begins to give her husband a blow job. The man is enjoying it so much that he looses control of the car and the car runs into a ditch and flips. The woman is thrown clear from the car while the man is pinned underneath it. She quickly picks up one of his shoes from the road, covers her crotch and runs down the road for help. About a mile further she sees a farmer on a tractor plowing his field. As she runs up to him he turns off the engine and listens in interest.
"Help! Help!", yells the girl frantically. "My boyfriend is stuck!"
The farmer scratches his head, looks at her holding the shoe and says: "Well, I'm sorry ma'am, but if he's that far in I'm afraid there's no hope for him."
Too much to text, but a good joke none the less.