Posted by twizzlers suck! at ac9393dd.ipt.aol.com on February 18, 2003 at 23:50:48:
In Reply to: here's one for Kevin posted by iswallowblueyedevilbabies on February 18, 2003 at 16:06:25:
: Kevin,
: I need some help on this movie I'm gonna write. I want it to be just
: like Clerks so I can pick up chicks. I'm not very creative and I can't
: write, so I'll need you to come up with the ideas, lines, casting...well,
: really I just need you to do it all for me. Oh...and can you shoot it in my
: home town? I don't really like to leave the house much. You'll need to
: bring all your own equipment since I don't work and can't afford my
: own. It has to be just the way I want it...just like Clerks...in fact, can
: you just take your name off Clerks entirely and put mine in it's place.
: That'll work. Because I really don't want to do anything except sit here.
: Better yet, can I just be you? I'd like that a lot better. I want everything
: my way right now, and I won't say thanks...I don't do that, I'm Prince.
: By the way, don't forget my camel.