Posted by O&Afan at pw-162-66-50-2.painewebber.com on February 11, 2003 at 18:26:40:
Valentines day is coming, kids. Hope you are not foolish enough to blow massive amouonts of money on a dozen roses and chocolates for your significant other.
Personally I went the sensible route and got some earrings for about 50 bucks and will pick up a single rose on the way home from work that day. I have 2 hits of MDMA (Ecstacy) ready for a wonderfully romantic night at home (nothing romantic about waiting 2 hours to eat a restaraunt).
Moral of the story: If your gonna spend a decent amount of money get something that wont just die on ya in a couple days or make your woman fat.
-brough to you by: The Jewlers Association of America
;)